Department of Dysfunction to be renamed!

Every Aspect of the U.S. Federal Government is Broken

The departments of our federal government have gone beyond dysfunctional and now rest squarely in farcical.

Immigration – do we stop ANYONE who doesn’t have drugs on them at the borders anymore (and the DEA isn’t very good at this either – the CIA is too crafty for em…)? We can’t stop infected lawyers that are ON the watch list, “terrorists” either, or illegal immigrants flooding our borders from the land, sea, and air. So what DO these guys do?

State – do I even have to say anything here? Ok, the basis of the future Miniluv.

Edukashun – HAH! Herein will be the basis of the future Minitrue. We are stupid. We are getting worse.

Defense – I feel safer already! Couldn’t take down slow ass jumbo jets with hours of notice, always seems to be ineffectual in wielding our world class military, feels their greatest enemy is one of domestic origin while outwardly hawkish against the flavor of the day nation. Meet the future Minipax.

Agriculture – lessee tainted beef, infected produce scares every few months, less and less actual regulation, and even fewer inspectors. Will be one of the components of Miniplenty.

Justice – merges with state to make Miniluv! This department is more about covering crime than it is about fighting it. Political control is the currency within these halls.

Energy – the chain that binds us to fossil fuels.

Treasury – soon to be renamed the Chinese savings and loan. Wonder how AIPAC is gonna feel about that…

Labor – we have plenty of people looking for WORTHWHILE work! Not 28 hours at Wal-Mart for 8.35 an hour without any benefits except the phone number for welfare. Don’t “Gasp!” it is true.

Interior – kinda like ebay for industry to rape our natural resources.

There are many more departments but I can only stomach thinking about so many of them at once!

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