Jerry Falwell coming home!

BRIMSTONE TIMES

HELL- Today, one of our most esteemed visionaries is coming home to us. This following a 73 year assignment among the living. His was a task of utmost importance to the work set forward to us by the Flaming Master himself. Don't take my word for it. Let his own words show you the incredible work he had to do.

HATE

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, "You helped this happen.""

-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001) { http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/foulwell.htm }

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."


-- { http://thinkexist.com/quotes/jerry_falwell/ }



LOVE

"I believe that the people of Israel are the chosen people of God"

-- { http://thinkexist.com/quotes/jerry_falwell/ }

"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them"

-- { http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/foulwell.htm }


Hell, no pun intended, with that level of deceit, hate and lies we can all see why he is so close to the PoD {Prince of Darkness}.

As we all know here in the Brimstone capital actions speak louder than words though. What greater actions could one have performed for the forces of darkness? Not only did he do his best to recruit others to our duties, he recruited recruiters and trainers! All of these underlings he collected together to form... oh I know your gonna love this... Liberty University! Here we can recruit, train, and infiltrate til the souls come home so to speak. This institution will exponentially increase the rapidity of decline we all work SO hard for. Making Jerry's time away an investment that pays off for generations to come!

So come one come all! Welcome the soul in anguish of the hour home from a long assignment! The parade begins at three o'hell party at 5!

Byline: Mick Jagger {yes, amazingly his body STILL continues on without him }
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Well, I didn't wanna just come out and cheer when someone died...even if it was someone as evil as Falwell. Yes, in case you didn't notice that was a little satire...I'm not really Mick Jagger's soul bound in Hell.

I guess all we can hope for came from his own mouth in a way...."But thank God this vile and satanic system will one day be utterly annihilated and there'll be a celebration in heaven." Revoke Liberty University's (and don't forget Regent!) accreditization and close em down! The last thing our government needs is more hypocritical blowhards. Close down every campus of Hypocritical Blowhard University! Oh yeah, retroactively...all degrees void. All of Bush's (and others) army of highly appointed Blowhard U zombies....fired.

One final note :

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"

-- Rev Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979 pp. 52-53, from Albert J Menendez and Edd Doerr, The Great Quotations on Religious Freedom { positive atheism as well }

Aww shucks...to bad.

Have a good day and remember the world is now a slightly better place...

B